Another Dead Assed Nite In Morrilton
Well actually in Morrilton every nite is a dead assed nite, and the weather is calling for an 80% chance overnight thunder storms. Ok so I’m a little bit on the rag tonight, it’s another one of those low keyed sinus headache nights with nothing to dope it up with but aspirins and BC’s and my glass’s only aggravate it and Citalopram for the blue funk which barely holds it’s own in this flea bitten mud hole little nowhere town. My social life is outright zero and has been since my return in early 2003, and medical care is almost non-existent and what doctors are here doesn’t know their ass’s from a hole in the ground. One of my nephews went to the emergency room a few months back for chest pains, they told him he had laryngitis. So he went to Conway to get a second opinion and was told he wasn’t having anything but a panic attack.
Chronic allergies in this part of the state are a constant battle and I used to use Mobigesic until it was pulled from shelves and in Morrilton you walk around all of the time feeling like your head is in a bucket. It’s one of those wonderful little over the counter med’s that comes along that fights headache pain, allergies and includes a muscle relaxant. I don’t worry to about Mormon missionaries coming by anymore or other church people either for that matter, not since I started handing out a one page letter in a sealed envelope telling them what they can go and do. Which is what all solicitors that come to my door these days get. I hoping all of the I promise the moon, I deliver nothing and I deny everything political campaigner’s come around so I can pass out one to them to. Got a whole stack of sealed envelopes right next to the door just waiting to be handed out lol. I felt a little weird the first two or three that I handed out, but after that it was pretty much old hat business.
See Morrilton is controlled by a Dixie mafia mentality and black list anyone who is openly gay and opposes the barn yard pecking order here. Well since all of the years gone, all of the dreams and most of my family along with them I couldn’t care less how much this stinking town and it’s closed minded mentality black list me. In fact I pretty much live in virtual seclusion owing to a lack of personal transportation and by choice because I have utterly no desire to socialize with anyone in it. Didn’t even bother to renew my Louisiana drivers license’s when they expired, because I flat out do not care to have an Arkansas driver’s license.
Morrilton will force it’s stagnated little time bubble down your throat whether you want it or not, if you were feeling reasonably good when you came to it, Morrilton will rip it to shit and send it to hell in a hand basket in about month’s time. Thinking of Morrilton, then picture a giant spider’s web that ensnares and slowly sucks the life and will away and you’ve got a very good idea of Morrilton. Or think of Truman Capote’s book In Cold Blood and his description of the town where it happened and you’ve got another good idea of Morrilton.
Owing to the energy of youth the young have some immunity to it although it’s noticeable none the less, but as the years go by it grows increasingly stronger as the immunity factor grows increasingly weaker. I suppose this might be due in part to the fact Morrilton is at the low point in the Arkansas River Valley and surrounded by low mountains as such all of the ground poisons including air pollution settle here.
See this is the kind of stuff I can only post on my blogs, because the editor of the local newspaper wouldn’t print it in a letter to editor. The local newspaper is biased concerning what is printed about Morrilton in the paper, in short if it isn’t ass kissing stuff, (e.g.) I’d like to take this opportunity to thank such and such for this or that, although to the paper’s credit I do manage to get some letters printed on gay marriage and related gay issues, and I have read a few complaints about public officials so can’t run em down to badly. Letters to the editor however are limited to 300 words, so it really has to be condensed and to the point and with literally no straying from the main topic.
Well OK enough of my ranting while on the rag.
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November 28th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
I Googled “Morrilton sucks” and came across your blog:-) I am a Morrilton native who got away on the 1st thing smoking when I graduated in the early 90s. I only go back out of a sense of obligation to visit certain elderly family members-rarely. When they die, I will instantly quit coming there. You hit the nail on the head about the type of town it is. I actually see much of the state of AR in the same way. If you have life, it will be sucked out of you. Some of us who got away call it a black hole or a vacuum. You should leave. You may not have a car, but I think the bus will still take you away. Don’t let that small town allow you to confine yourself. Go where you can be free! Best wishes!
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