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Powerball Is Finally Here And I'm Glad

Sunday, November 1st, 2009
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I thought I was going to have to wait until Tuesday to buy as Powerball lottery ticket, but my oldest sister bought a pack of Bugler rolling papers for me and threw in a Powerball ticket alone with them. Now before all of you Boy’s in the Blue Department rev up the old drugdar, and thinking about hauling me up on possession of Drug Paraphernalia they’re to go with my Prince Albert Roll your own tobacco, courtesy of our greedy governor Mike Beebe, Robbie Wills and the Lawmakers. I mean I used to smoke them high dollar Tucson and Basic store bought ready rolls and over the counter Midnight Special, but after Robbie Wills, Mike Beebe and the lawmakers got through I couldn’t afford them anymore. And yes Mr. Wills that is a dirty, filthy, stinking ashtray behind the Powerball ticket in the New Orleans, LA mug, which was also given to me by my oldest sister. Two bad your don’t have to sit in a whole room full of dirty, filthy stinking ashtrays Mr. Wills, you Mike Beebe and that, that woman Dr. Jennifer Delliha of the Arkansas Health Department to boot.

All right if anyone is wondering what kind of computer I run, it’s a nifty 3.20 GHz that I bought from eBay back in July and for a neat little price tag I might add. I’ve had an account through eBay almost since eBay has been doing online business. In all of the times I ordered from them, I’ve only gotten one lemon, well it was another computer. What did I do, gutted it and dumped the rest into the dumpster and went searching on eBay again. And that Powerball ticket showing in the New Orleans mug, well it’s signed and filled out on the back, so don’t forget if and when you do buy a Powerball ticket sign it and fill in your address on the back. I t would be nice though if I didn’t have to use a magnifying glass to be sure of what spaces I am filling in on the back though, but when your like me and can’t afford new glass’s you kind of have to make do with what you got. So am I going to thank the Lawmakers and the Governor for the lottery, not just a no, but a hell no. This one goes to the voters of Arkansas and the Lt. Governor of Arkansas, which I feel he should run for Governor of Arkansas and adding this to his campaign platform.

My oldest sister came by and visited with me this afternoon, and the only person that does come and visit to speak of, and we talked about the Lottery and that crazy woman Senator Sue Madison wanting to repeal it. In fact neither my sister nor I talked about the things either of us would do should either one win. To me it’s not so much in winning, but the mere fact lottery tickets are now legal in Arkansas. And I feel that Bill Halter has done more as Lt. Governor to bring Arkansas into the 21st century than Mike Beebe and all of the lawmakers put together.

A few typo’s most likely again, so just read past them.  Yeah that’s what you can do.